Here Is a GIF of a Very Nervous Marco Rubio Sneaking a Sip of Water

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio gave the Republican rebuttal to Obama’s State of the Union speech tonight, and while he spoke a lot about protecting his neighbors and a son’s love for his mother, he was really just very thirsty. Parched even. Mouth full of steel wool. Tongue is old velcro. Lips stuck to teeth. More »