John Kerry’s Bruised Face Will Be 2012’s Scariest Halloween Costume [Injuries]

68-year-old Sen. John Kerry suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year’s. It’s great news for children, who can now throw away the regular terrifying John Kerry Halloween masks they wear every year and buy the new completely horrifying bruised version. (What? Look, the only reason we’re making jokes about John Kerry’s ugly face is because it’s fun.) More »

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