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Mets in Opening Day ticket panic

What a bunch of losers! The Mets are so terrified by the embarrassing prospect of playing to empty seats at today’s opener, they’ve made an Amazin’ “buy one get one free” pitch. Some 15,000 of their fans have been offered one free seat for Saturday’s or…

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