Miley Cyrus Chopped Off All Her Hair Yesterday [Miley Cyrus]

Miley Cyrus, the excitable youth with the speaking voice of a trucker and the singing voice of an angel who died while working as a trucker, has just debuted a half-shaved, half-shag platinum bob monstrosity, that looks like Robyn Fenty’s haircut had sex with Robyn “Dancing On My Own”‘s haircut in a peroxide Jacuzzi while, across town, some drunk hobo gave Miley Cyrus a very bizarre haircut. More »