National Weather Service in New Jersey Issues Intense, Guilt-Inducing ALL CAPS Warning About Hurricane Sandy

Were you thinking about not taking Hurricane Sandy seriously? Do you not find Bloomberg’s warnings adequately stimulating? Are you treating Frankenstorm as an excuse to just get drunk and play hooky from work? Well, if so, the National Weather Service in Mt. Holly wants you to know that THE STORM IS NO JOKE AND WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR LOVED ONES AND THINK OF THE CHILDREN etc. From their press release this afternoon: More »