Russell Crowe as “Noah” Looks Just Like Russell Crowe as “Russell Crowe” [Russell Crowe]

The first image has just been released of Russell Crowe as Noah in Black Swan director Darren Aronofsky’s biblical follow-up to his 2010 film about lesbian ballerinas who do it, real nasty, lesbian style. And it confirms what many have long suspected: Russell Crowe sure does look like that. More »