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Sellouts These Days Are Nerds [Kids These Days]

Kids these days are sellouts. As you know. As soon as they set foot on a college campus, boom, they all want to become a “brand ambassador” for some energy drink company or casual clothing brand in order to bless the brand with the hot sexxxy “halo effect” that their young, nubile, innocent bodies offer. Sweet innocence of youth; thou shalt be the biggest generation of corporate sellouts ever, forsooth. Even worse: sellouts these days are nerds. More »

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