The Best Parts of the Insane Leonardo DiCaprio Conspiracy Letter That’s Been Making the Rounds in Hollywood [Conspiracies]

From crime to AIDS to the debt, America is facing a lot of problems. But there’s a simple solution, according to this letter: cast this woman in a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio. Not only will “less [sic] children… be harmed by confused followers of Leonardo DiCaprio,” but Los Angeles might get the Olympics again. More »