Tupac-Commemorating Alligator Found Guarding 34 Pounds of Pot

That headline says it all, really, but in case you want more info: When the sheriff’s department in Alameda County, California attempted to conduct a “probation compliance” check at a home in Castro Valley, they discovered 34 pounds of processed dried marijuana and a five-foot alligator, named “Mr. Teeth,” guarding said marijuana from a Plexiglas tank. More »