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February 26, 2013

A Small, Deluded Minority Still Believes in Successful Retirement

A new poll shows that 85% of Americans are “concerned” about their ability to retire. Psht. Come on. Wise up. You people…

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The Ononeon: Your One Stop Real-Life Onion Stories Shop

Feeling depressed about The Onion becoming a serious news organization that is concerned about offending people and issues sincere apologies when it…

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Prominent GOPers Come Out in Support of Gay Marriage in Legal Brief

Dozens of prominent Republicans have signed a legal brief arguing that gay people have a constitutional right to marry—a direct contradiction of…

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Kanye goes off on Timberlake

During a concert, Kanye West went on a rant about Justin Timberlake and the Grammys. HLN’s A.J. Hammer reports….

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Recorded Music Industry Posts First Revenue Growth in 13 Years

Illegal peer-to-peer file sharing is also reported to be down significantly.read more…

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Alec Baldwin Addresses Racism Allegations on ‘Late Show’ (Video)

The actor criticizes the New York Post for reporting he used a racial epithet not “heard since Rod Steiger was in ‘In…

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Get Your Bag Packed For 'Spring Breakers'

Listen, we know that it’s only the end of February, but we’re thinking that it’s about time for some spring break. We’re…

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Two Dead After Second Winter Storm in Days Blasts Central U.S.

Another blizzard just touched down in the U.S., hitting the nation’s midsection early this morning. After hurricane-force winds whipped through the Texas…

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Mystery Meat Goes Global: Donkey, Goat, and Water Buffalo Meat Found in ‘Beef’ Burgers, Sausages

As Europe’s horse-meat scandal widens to include what seems like every single food product on the continent, South Africa is ready to…

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Stoic Belarusian Tourist Has Been All Around the World But Has Yet to Find a Single Place He Likes

Anyone can express disinterest in traveling the globe and seeing the sights — but it takes some serious stoicism to express disinterest…

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Dancing with the Stars Season 16 Cast Revealed

Kellie Pickler, Lisa Vanderpump and more stars were announced Tuesday on Good Morning America…

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Brandi Glanville opens up about LeAnn Rimes, Adrienne Maloof, plastic surgery and more

The totally candid and often hilarious “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star spoke to FOX 411 about, well, everything. …

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‘The Bachelor’ Sean picks final two women, third is furious as she is sent home

It was down to three on this week’s episode of “The Bachelor”—a week often referred to as “fantasy suite week.”  …

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Celebrity face change mysteries…

Have they or haven’t they gone under the knife?…

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BBC Unveils ‘The Musketeers’ Cast

Luke Pasqualiano will play D’Artagnan, while Peter Capaldi will star as the shadowy Cardinal Richelieu.read more…

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Dennis Rodman on Diplomacy Mission to North Korea

The former NBA bad boy’s visit to Pyongyang will be featured in a TV show produced by Vice Media and scheduled for…

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‘Dancing With the Stars’ Season 16 Cast Includes Olympians, a Judd and an ‘Idol’

As Maksim Chmerkovskiy sits out a cycle, three new pros join the latest crop of competitors ahead of the March premiere. read…

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Hot Air Balloon Explosion Kills 19 in Egypt; Worst-Ever Accident of Its Kind

Nineteen tourists are dead and two are injured following a hot air balloon explosion 1,000 feet above Luxor, Egypt. The balloon apparently…

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