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Clown who died at Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade mourned by neighbors
Riyad Hasan Robert Blasetti is tended to by emergency workers after collapsing at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. He was later pronounced…
The Teardrop Tattoo Will Be His Undoing
I’m reporting for my first jury duty summons at 500 Indiana Avenue. Though I have lived and worked in Washington, D.C. for…
How to Conquer Gwyneth Paltrow’s Evil Gift-Giving Goop Army: A Guide
For those who don’t know, Gwyneth Paltrow, the world’s most perfect human and Beyonce’s best friend, has a newsletter called Goop. It’s…
Reporter Handles Drunk Surprise Like A Champ!
Wow. We hope this reporter’s holiday bonus is HUGE! But if it’s not, we hope the knowledge of being one of our…
Best Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
It’s the week before Thanksgiving and these celebs looked too HAUTE to be called turkeys! See which starlets looked oh-so-glam this week!…
Larry Hagman Has Passed Away From Throat Cancer
This is so sad! Larry Hagman, of Dallas and I Dream of Jeanie fame, passed away on Friday of complications from throat…
Movie Remakes That Improve Upon The Original Classics
This is a time of year, you may have noticed, when many people choose to re-watch their favorite movies. It’s a comforting…
Boeing Doesn’t Want to Give Pension Benefits to Same Sex Couples
In this month’s elections, Washington state, the land of Starbucks and grunge, elected to legalize same-sex marriage. Washington is also home to…
Evil Dead Poster Swears It’ll Scare The Shizzle Straight Out Yo’ Small Intestine!
Ahhhh! We are so TERRIFIED!! Terrified this reboot might sully the good name of our favorite horror franchise, LOLz!! Thankfully, the red…
Michelle Obama and Daughters Welcome Christmas Tree at White House
A 19-ft. Fraser fir from Jefferson, N.C., arrived on a horse-drawn wagon on Friday…
Video: Critic pushes back on sexism
A film critic quit after his boss told him to ignore movies in which the female lead appeared stronger than their male…
Video: Alfred Hitchcock films considered
What are legendary director Alfred Hitchcock’s best films? Film critics Matt Singer and Dana Stevens talk to Anthony Mason and Sharyl Attkisson…
Video: Brooklyn middle school masters chess
A new documentary shows the meteoric rise of an inner city school that dominates in the chess world. Anthony Mason and Sharyl…
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Spend Thanksgiving Weekend Together in Rome
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis went out to dinner in Rome last night. They ventured to the Trastevere neighborhood for a meal…
Box Office Report: Moviegoers Feast on Holiday Titles, ‘Pi’ Catches Up with ‘Guardians’
Hollywood is on course for record Thanksgiving grosses; among holdovers, “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn — Part 2” and “Skyfall” jump the…
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Say Bye to the UK, Hello to NYC
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart arrived at an airport in NYC together last night. They’re back in the US after reportedly spending…
LIPA customers who spent weeks without power due to Sandy get zapped with normal electric bills
LIPA customers who spent weeks without power got zapped with their normal electric bills — as if the outages never happened. The…
White Trash Prince, Justin Bieber, Wears Overalls to Meet the Prime Minister of Canada
Justin Bieber, the heir to Justin Timberlake’s perennial sad ex-boyfriend throne, stepped out in Canada this week to accept a Diamond Jubilee…