Apparently Teachers Aren’t Allowed to Fantasize About Stabbing Their Students Now?

I’ve never been a teacher. And thank god, because I can say with 98% certainty that the majority of my day would consist of me, standing in front of a room full of unruly “tweens” who Just Won’t Listen, stroking a piece of cutlery and fantasizing aloud about plunging said cutlery into the bodies of those unruly students. Any teacher would. But apparently in “today’s America,” this behavior is frowned upon. More »