Best Classified Ad of All Time Seeks Metal Band Mates, No Blacks [That’s Racist]

Former Mudslide (I guess that’s a band that existed?) frontman Steve Thunderbolt is ready to rock your face off with a new project he’s putting together, and this is your golden opportunity to be a part of it. IT’S ONLY BEEN ATTEMPTED ONCE BEFORE IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF MUSIC! He may have blond hair, but he doesn’t do glam songs: he’s all thrash and metal. Just one thing: no blacks allowed, so don’t even bother to respond if you’re black. He’s not racist, though. It’s just a drugs and safety issue, as he practices in his home. More »