Campbell’s New Millennial Soups Embody Entire Millennial Generation in Soup Form

Let’s get a few things straight right off the bat. Number ONE, the “Millennial” generation is the best generation, because they are currently the most fuckable-looking, and therefore their every whim and desire must be obsequiously catered to by the corporate forces seeking to exploit their “cool” factor for profit; Number TWO, all food must be recast in the image of whatever a corporation imagines the Millennial Image to be; and Number THREE, soup is great, mmmm, soup. We must have some Campbell’s Millennial Soup. More »