Dispatches From the Inaugural Ball: Cheez-Its, Stale Pretzels and Long Drink Lines

Based on the dispatches from intrepid reporters at Obama’s Inaugural Ball, those of us stuck at home should consider ourselves lucky; the conditions there sound atrocious, squalid even. For starters, the food. A damning report on Buzzfeed lists the available snacks, which include “Cheez-Its crackers and stale pretzels.” The horror. More »