How to Pick on a Nine-Year-Old Girl Without Offending the World: A Dispatch from the Nybro Action Team

The Nybro Action Team consists of Hjalmar Sveinbjőrnsson and Alex Bejerstrand, two under-employed roommates living in Nybro, a small industrial town in southern Sweden. Hjalmar is a chef; Alex takes woodworking courses. We asked them to address the controversy surrounding the Onion’s Oscar-night tweet describing Quvenzhané Wallis as a “cunt.” This is their first feature for Gawker. We have lightly edited their post for grammar and punctuation. More »