I Dreamed a Nightmare: The Banal Schmaltz of Les Misérables

The new movie version of Les Misérables is a nonsensical, emotional vampire of a movie. It sucks and sucks and never stops sucking. I knew I was supposed to feel something in this ever-welling sea of emotion, but I didn’t know exactly what and I most certainly did not feel a thing. Well, that’s not entirely true — I did feel isolated, like I was from a different planet than the people who were moved to repeatedly applaud for actors that couldn’t hear them (at a screening full of critics, no less!), and audibly weep at turns so evidently constructed to make them do so that a giant lit up “CRY NOW” sign in the theater would have been redundant. More »