Jessica Simpson Would Like You to Know She’s Pregnant, Horny, and Full of Amniotic Fluid [Jessica Simpson]

Jessica Simpson just loves being pregnant. She loves reveling in her womanly figure, predicting her future daughter’s fashion sense, celebrating with big belly photo shoots, and indulging in those whacky cravings. But the thing that Jessica Simpson seems to love most of all? Discussing how being pregnant has turned her into a “fire hydrant” fart monster. More »