Joe Paterno Has Become America’s Most Pathetic Man [Penn State Scandal]

Former Penn State football coach Joe Paterno just fractured his pelvis for the second time. He’ll be spared surgery, but will still have to continue living life as Joe Paterno: America’s cancer-having, idiot riot-inspiring, Presidential Medal of Freedom-less, buffed off, soon-to-be-trashed child rapist-protector. In central Pennsylvania. Where nothing cool happens, except miracle-of-lifey cow births and ice cream parties. [Image via AP] More »