Mitt Romney Pledges His First Trip as President is to Israel [2012]

Mitt Romney plans on seducing a roomful of Jewish conservatives Wednesday at the Republican Jewish Coalition’s Presidential Candidates Forum (the same forum which banned Ron Paul from speaking over his egregious lack of tuchuslecker views). In a copy of the speech obtained by Haaretz, Romney pledges unilateral U.S. support — unlike Barack “Pre-1967 borders” Obama — but goes one further, promising his first trip out of the country would be to Bar Refaeli’s birthplace. More »