Nicolas Cage, Dying (And Humping January Jones) Before Our Very Eyes [Video]

We have reached the point where the release of a new Nicolas Cage movie is less fodder for humor than it is an indignity upon everyone involved with its making. It is odd, actually, that movies like Seeking Justice, which will slink across 250 screens today, less a movie release than a walk of shame, keep getting bankrolled in the first place. It is well-known that Cage desperately needs to work to keep the money coming in, but it’s not so understood why anyone keeps putting him in movies anymore. Surely, at some point during the making of Seeking Justice, someone must have looked around the set and thought, “Oh, man, we’re making a Nicolas Cage movie … shut it down!” More »