North Korea Threatens to Nuke U.S. in ‘Pre-emptive Strike’

North Korea, a famine-ridden kingdom ruled by a chubby 20-something cult leader’s grandson, is going to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States, its state media announced on Thursday. (It’s mad because the UN is prepared to vote for harsher sanctions, aimed at stopping cash transfers into the already impoverished country.) North Korea does not, actually, have the ability to put a nuclear device on a ballistic missile, and if it did it wouldn’t use one—it can’t afford to alienate its main trading parter, China—but it wouldn’t be a Thursday if there wasn’t a poetically-worded threat out of Pyongyang: More »