Quote Of The Day

“To be honest, she was misquoted… I’d be remiss if I didn’t correct it: The actual quote was ‘We f**k like Kenyan marathon runners.’ When we’re both done, we tear through a little piece of tape. And you gotta put Band-Aids on your nipples, otherwise you’re really raw.” – Jason Sudeikis in February’s GQ, defending fiancé […]