Rihanna Plane Update: Rihanna Plane Hits Paris on the Verge of Total Anarchy

Please send help to the Rihanna Plane — it’s apparently threatening to turn into “Lord of the Flies.” The plane — which, as you may recall, is a Boeing 777 carrying hundreds of journalists, fans, contest winners, Rihanna handlers and Rihanna herself on a seven-day, seven-country promotional tour — is in Berlin today, but hit Paris yesterday as sleep-deprived and starving journalists threatened to turn on each other. Granted, some Australian guy on the plane was playing a harmonica, which is internationally recognized as grounds for justified homicide. It hasn’t helped matters that the plane has been plagued by travel issues and a conspicuous lack of RiRi, whose heavenly scent is no longer keeping the journos sedated. Words being thrown around include “defeated,” “restless,” “mutiny” and “survival mode.” More »