Some Suggestions for New Pulitzer Prizes [Pulitzers]

Dear Pulitzer Prize Committee: what is the point of you? Though we enjoyed this year’s editorial-writing and fiction trolling — how very internet of you, Pulitzer Prize Committee — you are still, basically, worthless, and, worse, boring. You need some kind of makeover. You need Ryan Seacrest to host the awards. You need new categories, Pulitzer Prize Committee. We have some suggestions: More »