Sue Simmons May Be Gone from WNBC, But Her Swears Will Live on Forever, on Your Phone [Ringtones]

WNBC has decided not to renew longtime anchor Sue Simmons’ contract, probably because she is at 68 an old lady — they are of course renewing her co-anchor Chuck Scarborough’s contract, but he is at 68 distinguished — and will scare all the youths away from the television. Which is silly, because Sue Scarborough screaming “the fuck are you doing?” at someone (something? a boat?) during a live broadcast a few years ago was more or less the last time I had any interest in WNBC’s local news programming. More »