The Future Will Be an Eternal Loop of Watching Rick Santorum Whine about Gays [Video]

Let’s direct our fury right now at the distant future people; the ones who were apparently too lazy to use their time machines to come and warn us in 2006, when useless Sen. Rick Santorum was losing his Senate seat by double digits, that we’d still be watching videos of this fucking guy whining about gay marriage six years later when he was a top-tier candidate for a presidential nomination! Then we could’ve just killed ourselves then and there instead of naively expecting any trace of human progress. More »