The Lucky One: Zac Efron Is a Horrible Actor, But He Looks Great Humping [Exit Musings For A Film]

Hollywood’s latest Nicholas Sparks adaptation, The Lucky One, is out today. It is not a good movie. The flashes of weirdness—like the protagonist walking from Colorado to Louisiana and stopping in every town along the way to ask people if they know the person in a picture found during a raid in Afghanistan—are all undermined by the film’s insistence of reiterating each plot point at least five times (it takes place at a kennel, so you’ll quickly get bored of dog play). More »