This Is the Profile I Use to Cruise for Sex [Grindr]

If you haven’t noticed by the Juliette Lewis fucking, craven horror story contest, or Miley Cyrus penis cake, today is my “traffic day,” meaning I have to get as many pageviews as I possibly can in 24 hours. If I’m figuratively whoring myself out, I might as well show you all how I literally whore myself out. Here is my Grindr profile. More »