A Candid Interview With America’s ‘Boner Rower’: Uncooperative Penises Are ‘A Recurring Problem With Rowers’ [He So Oarny]

Tough luck, Gabby Douglas, Henrik Rummel’s penis is the new sweetheart of the 2012 Olympics. Rummel burst into internet fame over the last 48 hours since photos of his large-but-not-giant non-boner stole the spotlight from him and his three teammates during their medal ceremony Saturday afternoon. (Rummel’s penis was not awarded a medal, even though it is a comparable size to most coxswain.) More »