After Not Thinking About It Much at All, Rick Perry Will Stay [Rick Perry]

Adorable Texas bigot Rick Perry quickly decamped to the forests of his home state last night to “reassess” his campaign, which is usually what you’d say when you’re dropping out but need a couple of days to raise cash and pay off the bills. But Rick Perry is clearly too insane to concentrate on such things for more than a few minutes, so he’s already made up his mind and decided to stay in the race. He announced this via Twitter, with a classic “Rick Perry Photo,” and without really teling anyone. Good form, Perry! The dream will never die. More »