All Hail DMX’s Return to Reality TV [Video]

Tonight, VH1 premieres Couples Therapy (9 pm ET), a series from the creators of Celebrity Rehab that will trade drug-withdrawal seizures for sex-withdrawal whining. Ah, the lighter side of dysfunction. As is VH1 custom, the cast is full of persons of meh-trest like Linda Hogan and the man who’s 29 years her junior that she calls love (Charlie Hill), perpetually returning trash lady Angelina Pivarnick (Jersey Shore) and her dude Chris Nirschel (The Next Food Network Star), some Bachelor/ette alums who aren’t content to be undone by those shows’ curse (Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl) and some gays (The A-List’s Reichen Lehmkuhl and Rodiney Santiago). More »