As Long As You’re Fit, You Can Be Fat and Not Die [Fitness]

Finally, an answer to the question “How do I not die?” No, the answer is not “don’t be a fat slob.” Be a fat slob! Hey, you only live once—and not for long, in some cases! Just run. Run, run, run. Never stop running, from that monster, The Reaper, He Who Is Called Death. More »