Bullshit List Says Washington, DC Is Not America’s Hipness Capital (Yeah Right) [Hipness]

Any hip motherfucker worth his titanium hip knows that our nation’s capital, Washington, DC, is also our nation’s hipness capital, thanks to the young, hip vibe that permeates the city’s air like the stench of a half-eaten half-smoke resting in the gutter outside of an upscale Half-Smoke Lounge that harkens back to DC’s “gritty” old days, with $18 half-smokes. More »