Colin Ferrell: Slick And Sweaty

Ohhhhh Colin Ferrell — you’re in the best shape of your life right now! Just look at you glisten… the sun catches your muscles in the most delicate of ways! How’d you get so sweaty?? Wait, don’t tell us. Ummm — you were learning how to alligator wrestle. No? How about hip hop dancing? Handstands? Digging holes? Waiting for lottery […]