Congratulations to Jonah Goldberg on the Pulitzer Nominations He Received From Himself [Lies]

Heavyset American Jonah Goldberg has a new book coming out about how the people he disagrees with are not merely wrong, but are also poisonous hateful cheaters and liars and fascists and tyrants. The dust jacket claims that Goldberg has “twice been nominated for a Pulitzer Prize,” which is true in the sense that I am a three-time World’s Greatest Dad nominee. More »