Connecticut Man Swears He Was Sleepwalking, Not Committing Armed Robbery. Also, This Is All a Dream. [Twists]

The next time you get caught doing something you shouldn’t (stealing food off a friend’s plate, coveting thy neighbor’s wife, etc.) one way you could try to get out of it is by opening your eyes really wide and yelling “Oh, what, what time is it, where am I, oh, man, I was asleep, bro, I was fast asleep and I just woke up and found myself here doing something I shouldn’t – what happened?” More »