Dying Man Pens Own Obit, Comes Clean on Deep Dark Secrets [Obit]

In between imparting his life motto (“anything for a laugh”) and apologizing to his wife of 33 years, Mary Jane, for his smoking habit that “robbed” her “of a decade or more of the two of us growing old together,” Salt Lake City resident Val Patterson, who passed away last week of throat cancer, managed to author one of the most amazing autobiographical obituaries ever published. More »