Herman Cain Lands the Con Job of His Dreams [Video]

What is next for Herman Cain? The world has been waiting the answer since that fateful Atlanta morn. Perhaps he could be a corporate lobbyist? The big money’s there. Or an Applebee’s waiter! See how the other half lives and all that. And then there’s always the chance to go lesbian for a while in a lesbian art colony. Now’s the time to experiment before getting tied down in some career. But no, it looks like he’s just going to ride a bus and talk about his tax plan. More »