It All Makes Sense Now: Kate Winslet’s Marriage to the Man with a Clown Name Earned Her a Trip to Space

Remember when elegant British superstar Kate Winslet married a man who, like an idiot, changed his name to “Ned RocknRoll,” and the whole world let out a collective, “Huh?” Today comes news that clarifies everything: Winslet’s wedding gift, courtesy of RocknRoll’s billionaire uncle, Richard Branson, is a trip to space. See? Doesn’t this all make a lot more sense now? More »

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