Prankster Mitt Romney Terrified Fellow Student With Haircut ‘Hack Job’ (UPDATE) [Mitt Romney]

The Washington Post this morning profiled Mitt Romney’s younger years at highfalutin Cranbrook School in Detroit. According to his friends at the time—who like all good high school friends are now throwing him under the bus—our favorite prankster was doing exactly what we’ve come to expect: making painfully uncomfortable jokes at best; exposing potential personality malignancies at worst. More »