Rick Perry Hates Abortion More Than Ever, After Watching a Movie [On The Trail]

Rick Perry is still trying to convince Iowa voters that he’s the most socially conservative candidate this godforsaken planet has ever seen, in his last ditch-attempt to get anyone to vote for him. We all remember when he was like, why are gays in the military when something something children Christmas Jesus? Then he pounced on his wife, putting her in her place. And now he’s announcing that he’s upgraded his anti-abortion club membership, after watching a movie about ladies. More »