Slatternly Trollops Flaunt Their Vaginal Potions Right Where Your Children Are Buying Candy [Indecency]

The latest front in America’s whorish War on Decency could be as close as the drug store aisle. Our nation’s Pandora-like women, outfitted in buttocks-baring short shorts as they prowl the landscape for the “good time” Appletini party boy of the night, now demand the right to have unspeakable varieties of grossly sexual concoctions and tools for prodding into nameless bodily crevices available for purchase at every small-town retailer and drug store. How long before your child comes home from a “candy run” to reveal a mouthful not of Lik-M-Aid but of KY Jelly, what with its eye-catching, alluring packaging? More »