Taco Bell Now Offering Morning Meal of Space Food and Semen Nuggets [Video]

Taco Bell is not going to be serving breakfast. That would be gross. Taco Bell is serving First Meal. It’s the meal that comes after Fourth Meal. It’s a meal that you eat at about the same time that you would eat breakfast, but which bears no resemblance to the “food” that normal humans would consume, for “breakfast.” Observe: More »