That U.S. Olympic Rower’s Cock Is Not Giant: A Photoanalysis [He So Oarny]

To the settle the matter of the Olympic boner that wasn’t: First, American rower Henrik Rummel was celebrated for appearing to have a “giant boner” after he won the bronze. Then, on Reddit, he demurred, claiming that the sculpted outline visible through his rower’s shorts was actually his flaccid, unerect member. This revelation prompted some august personages—including former Gawker editor Choire Sicha and current Gawker editor A.J. Daulerio—to pronounce Rummel’s cock really big, if that’s what it looks like during the off-season. This is hogwash. Here’s proof that Rummel’s cock is just a regular old cock. More »