The Lindsay Lohan Assault Story is Getting Even Better, Because Her Victim is Apparently a Professional Psychic

This is the kind of shit that happens when you’re Lindsay Lohan. You go to a club and get into a fight with a “well-known psychic,” who you then punch in the face. Also you call her a “fucking gypsy,” because white, coked-out socialites can’t help but be a little racist. Yes, Tiffany Mitchell, the woman who Lohan was arrested for decking at Club Avenue last night, approached Lohan in order to tell Lohan her fortune, or whatever it is “psychics” do. More »