The Year in Dumb, Convoluted, and Non-Terrifying Terror Plots [Never Forget]

Once again this week, the FBI has foiled an incredibly unconvincing terror plot replete with plans that fail to strike fear in the heart of any American. Sami Osmakac, a 25 year-old in Tampa, Florida, has been arrested for allegedly plotting to destroy bridges and bomb nightclubs in the name of Islam. Anyone who’s been to Florida knows that destroying nightclubs in Tampa would be a great public service, to the United States of America. More »