Ticks Are the Hot New Plague of 2012 [Plagues]

God’s righteous anger against America’s wanton and sinful adoption of gay marriage and predilection towards consuming Cheez on the Sabbath hath caused him to strike us with plagues like lice, bedbugs, raccoons, and skunks. Still, our licentious nation persists in viewing “PG-13” movies and huffing jenkem. Well now, god has something new for you, Sodomites. More »