Today Is Simpsons Star Julian Assange’s Last Chance to Dodge Sex Crimes Allegations [Wikileaks]

Kremlin-backed talk show host Julian Assange is back in court in England today, in what will be the final, hopefully failed, attempt to appeal his extradition to Sweden to face rape and molestation allegations. Assange’s legal troubles—and the fact that Wikileaks’ submission system still isn’t fixed after more than a year—haven’t kept him from guest-starring in an upcoming episode of The Simpsons. This really validates our decision to stop watching the The Simpsons after Maude Flanders died. More »