What Kind of Crap Should Be in School Vending Machines? [Health]

Are school vending machines causing obesity amongst America’s youth? Haha, haha, yeah right. Eating one dozen Cadbury “Creme” eggs in the closet at midnight while typing furiously on Twitter is causing obesity amongst America’s youth. Still, every little calorie saved helps, when it comes to our corn-syrup-addicted children. The government is setting new guidelines for what can be in school vending machines. What (vending machine) food should be put on (the kids in) our families (in school)? More »